sorry keenu reaves. you still fit the role better.
but this is hilarious:

:D

edit: if like tia, you don't know what the matrix is and you don't get the clip, no fear! here's a link my philosophy prof from 2 semesters ago gave to us for research:
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_cmp/new_phil_fr_intro.html
enjoy the brain workout! (: